Douglas likes Jack Handey

I got Jack Handey's new book, "Things I'd Say to the Martians," (or something like that) from the library on Tuesday and read a bit of it to Douglas last night. He could not stop laughing at some of the Deep Thoughts. Particularly:

When I found that skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. Then I started wondering, who was that guy? And why did he have those deer horns?