Trapped in the Drive-Thru

Weird Al Yankovic with the most amusingly mundane song ever.

Owen's team got creamed in their first baseball game. He was disappointed in himself for giving up a ton of runs when he was pitching. He throws it very carefully and accurately because he doesn't want to nail the batter, but as a result the kids can see it coming and hit it. He just needs a bit more power. A lot of the other kids throw it harder but wilder and it's harder to hit. Some of them end up having the coach pitch, which is what happens when you throw four balls at his level. Owen didn't throw many balls but he didn't strike many kids out either.